10:00-10:15 AM: Arrival and Coffee
Because, let's be real, we're only awake because we've had 3 cups of coffee.
- Arrive at 9:45 AM for optimal caffeine absorption
- Don't even think about it, just drink
- Repeat this process until you're ready to discuss
10:15-10:30 AM: Introductions and Slogans
Because we're all here to make each other's lives worse
- Say your name, your job title, and your life story
- Try to make eye contact, it's not that hard
- We're all adults here, or at least, we're trying
10:30-11:15 AM: Agenda Items
Because we have to make time go by faster
- Item 1: The New Initiative
- Read the Proposal
- Item 2: The New Initiative 2.0
- Discuss the Fine Points
11:15-12:00 PM: Lunch Break
Because we're not made of money (or are we?)
Order a sandwich