Today's meeting was called to settle the age-old question: "Is a sausage a type of meat or a type of philosophy?" The debate was fierce, with Bob arguing that a sausage is indeed just a type of meat, while John posited that it's a way of life.
As the meeting raged on, Jane pointed out that in many cultures, sausages are considered sacred, while Tony just shook his head and muttered, "You guys are missing the point, it's all about the flavor."
Read more about John's arguments here. And see the timely interventions that saved the debate from certain collapse.