It was supposed to be a meeting about productivity, but things took a turn for the worse. We didn't get our pizza order right, and now the conference room smells like a dumpster fire.
Some say it's because we ordered too many "Meat Lover's". Others claim it was the "Veggie Delight" with an "extra slice of regret".
As the minutes ticked by, the meeting devolved into a heated discussion about who ate the last slice. It's a miracle anyone left with a functioning relationship with their colleagues.
Want to see the meeting minutes? Here they are
Or, if you're feeling generous, buy me a pizza