It started innocently enough. Karen from HR brought in the new stapler that "staples like a dream". But as the days went by, it became apparent that this was no ordinary stapler.
It was a stapler of mass destruction, a stapler of chaos, a stapler that would not be silenced.
John from Accounting tried to take it apart, but it just wouldn't budge. He tried to use the "staple remover" from the break room, but that only made things worse.
The stapler, it seemed, had become a matter of life and death.