Decisions

Decision 1: The Great Anchovy Influx

We have reached a critical juncture in the Anchovy Crisis. The Anchovy population has grown to alarming levels and it is imperative we take action. Recommendation: establish a task force to relocate all anchovies to the nearest available moon.

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Decision 2: The Anchovy-Free Zone

Due to the overwhelming success of Decision 1, it has become clear that a larger area is needed to accommodate our anchovy-free society. Recommendation: create a 10-mile radius of anchovy-free space around the city.

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Decision 3: Anchovy-Friendly Alternatives

We must consider the emotional toll of anchovy removal on our citizens. Recommendation: establish an anchovy-themed amusement park to provide a safe outlet for anchovy enthusiasts.

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Decision 4: Emergency Rations

The anchovy crisis has led to a shortage of emergency supplies. Recommendation: establish an emergency ration distribution system to ensure all citizens have access to anchovy-free food and water.

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