Decision 2-1: We will add more chairs to the conference room, because clearly the current seating is an affront to humanity.
Decision 2-2: The vending machine will now dispense only the most popular snacks, because who needs options, really?
Decision 2-3: The IT department will be renamed to "The Illuminati", because it sounds cool.
Decision 2-4: We will now have mandatory Monday morning yoga, because our CEO's Instagram followers are counting on it.
The conference room chairs will be ordered, because who needs a social life, anyway?
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