MEETING 43 DECISIONS - Socks with Sandals: A Threat to Humanity

PROPOSED BY: John "The Sock-Sandal King" Doe

PROPOSAL SUMMARY:

It has come to our attention that socks with sandals are no longer a harmless fashion trend.

They are a threat to our very way of life.

We must act now to ban all socks with sandals from the workplace, the public square, and our collective consciousness.

VIEW PROPOSAL 2: Implement Sock-Sandal-Free Zones

DISCUSSION:

1. Will we have to ban socks with sandals in the break room as well?
2. Should we have a special task force to hunt down and destroy all socks with sandals?
3. Can we really trust our colleagues not to wear socks with sandals during the annual company picnic?