By a vote of 7-3, the Council of Sock Puppet Leaders has decided to stage a full-scale coup against the tyrannical regime of Missing Socks.
Key points include:
Article I: Sock Puppets Shall Not Be Kept in the Laundry Room
Article II: Sock Puppets Shall Be Given the Right to Vote
Article III: The Creation of a Sock Puppet Nation
Appendix: A Brief History of Sock Puppetry
Implementation Timeline: When to Expect the Sock Puppet Revolution
Declarations of Sock Puppet Independence
Press Release: The Sock Puppet Uprising Gains International Recognition