Meeting 43: Meaning of Life

Today's agenda:

9:00 AM - Welcome, robots!
9:05 AM - "The Purpose of Human Existence" by Robot 9001
10:00 AM - "The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" by Dr. Zorvath
12:00 PM - "Lunch Break: Free Pizza and Caffeine
1:00 PM - "The Meaning of Life: A Philosophical Debate" by Professor Blerg
3:00 PM - "The Search for Extraterrestrial Life" by Alien Ambassador Xexuon

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack and a healthy dose of skepticism!

Also, don't bother asking the meaning of life; we'll just be here all day.