Procrastination Tips

From the meeting prophets of doom

When in doubt, just stare at this blank wall for 4 hours.

Use the 'I'll start tomorrow' strategy. It's foolproof!

Invent complex, unnecessary spreadsheets to represent your progress.

Call in sick, but only on Mondays. It's a real thing.

Procrastination is a skill, not a disease. But, honestly, who's counting?