Procrastination 42: The Ultimate Meeting

Welcome, esteemed members of the Procrastination 42 meeting. Today's agenda includes, but is not limited to:

• Discussing the merits of playing video games for 8 hours straight
• Deciding on the best pizza topping: pineapple or ham
• Explaining to our overlords why we haven't met our productivity targets (again)

We will also take a 15-minute break to scroll through memes.