Meeting 43: The One with the Slightly Less Embarrassing Minutes

Attendees:

• John, the guy who always eats all the snacks
• Jane, the one who always talks about her cat
• Bob, the guy who thinks he's a CEO

Agenda:

• Discussion of the new coffee machine (aborted due to lack of actual coffee)
• Review of the company's "strategic" plan (aka "just make it up as we go along")
• Decision on whether to have pizza for lunch (answer: yes)

Decisions:

• We should probably get a new coffee machine
• We should definitely get a new coffee machine
• We will definitely get a new coffee machine, but only if we can find one that doesn't look like it was made in the 80s

Next Steps:

• Research new coffee machines
• Contact the CEO (aka Bob) to see if he has any "insights"
• Order pizza for lunch