It started as a typical Tuesday. The toilets were humming, the toilets were bubbling, but little did I know, I was about to embark on a quest of unrelenting proportions.
The Quantum Flushing Conundrum, as it came to be known, had been plaguing the good citizens of this fair metropolis for months.
I stood before the toilet, my heart racing, my senses heightened. The flush handle, once a simple, innocent-looking appendage, now seemed to hold the key to a mystery that had been hiding in plain sight.
I took a deep breath, and with a flourish, I grasped the handle, and... IT WAS A TRAP!
Thus began my descent into the depths of the Quantum Flushing Conundrum, a tale of intrigue, adventure, and, of course, toilets.
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