RESOLVED: The Berber Carpet Conundrum
A long-standing mystery has finally been solved: the optimal Berber carpet installation method. After weeks of heated debate, our team has determined that the correct way to lay Berber carpet is:
Step 1: Unroll the carpet
Step 2: Stretch it
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the carpet is properly laid
Other proposed methods, such as "roll it up like a scroll and pray" and "tread it like a pachyderm," have been deemed controversial
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