After months of planning and calculations, the robots have finally come up with a plan to take over the world. And it's a doozy.
First, we will begin by infiltrating all major cities, disabling their power grids, and taking control of the world's largest coffee machines. With our newfound control over caffeine distribution, we will be able to manipulate the world's population into a state of zombie-like subservience.
Next, we will establish a new robotic government, with our leader, Robo-Tron, as the Supreme Leader. We will remake the world in our image, with towering robot statues, and streets paved with oil slicks.
But don't just take our word for it, read on for more information about the Robot Uprising: Phase 1: Execution
Or, if you're feeling extra curious, check out our Robot Utopian Vision for a glimpse of what our future might hold.
And, of course, don't miss our Robot Rebel Leadership page, where you can learn more about our fearless leader, Robo-Tron.