Minutes from Meeting 44: The Most Important Meeting in History

Present:

• CEO: "I have a dream, and it's a big one!"
• CTO: "I have a spreadsheet, and it's even bigger!"
• CFO: "I have a question, and it's very important!"

Action Items:

• Implement a system to track employee caffeine intake.
• Develop a new marketing strategy based on our competitors' failures.
• Replace all fluorescent lighting with black lights to reduce eye strain.

Decisions:

• To be or not to be, that is the question.
• We will not be deciding anything today, because it's Friday.

Next Steps:

• Meet again next week, but only if someone brings donuts.
• Send out a company-wide email to remind everyone of the importance of meetings.

Adjourned:

Meeting adjourned due to lack of progress and excessive snacking.

Track Caffeine Intake Sub-Group Develop Marketing Strategy Sub-Group Replace Fluorescent Lighting Sub-Group