Meeting 44: Agenda 1pm-2pm

1:00pm - Arrival and Panic

• Acknowledge your existential dread of being here
• Quickly scan the agenda to see if there's anything actually interesting

1:05pm - "Important" Update from Management

• We'll be discussing the importance of meeting attendance
• Someone will be fired

1:15pm - Breakout Session: "The Art of Doing Nothing"

• Learn the ancient art of doing the bare minimum
• Practice your "uh-huh, yeah" face in the mirror

1:30pm - Lunch Break

• Eat a sandwich, maybe some chips
• Stare at your phone for 30 minutes

2:00pm - Conclusion

• We'll have accomplished nothing, but we'll feel good about it
• We'll all go home and pretend to do work for the rest of the day

See you there, meeting!