Bob is a middle-aged man with a penchant for bad accounting jokes.
He's been with the company for 5 years, but his Excel skills are still questionable.
Alice is a 20-something woman with a love for 80s music and poorly made PowerPoint presentations.
She's been with the company for 2 years, and her coworkers are still trying to figure out what she does.
Dave is a 30-something man with a love for fantasy novels and poorly made fantasy football teams.
He's been with the company for 3 years, and his coworkers are still trying to get him to focus on his work.