Item 2: A discussion on the existential dread of missing socks
Socks Theories Sock Rationing Proposal Socks and the Meaning of LifePresented by: Bob from Accounting
There are only three possible explanations for the disappearance of socks:
1. They're being eaten by a giant, sock-gathering creature living in the washing machine.
2. Socks are actually tiny aliens sent to earth to study human behavior and have since been recalled.
3. They're being secretly stored in a hidden underground bunker by a cult of sock enthusiasts.
Alternative Theories