Meeting 44 Agenda Item 3: The Most Important Decision

In a shocking turn of events, the new coffee machine has been installed in the break room, and its functionality has been deemed "acceptable". However, some employees have expressed concern over its aesthetics, citing its "gaudy" color scheme and "excessive" button count.

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As a reminder, the new coffee machine is equipped with the following features:

• 8 different brew settings, including "Espresso", "Cappuccino", and "Latte"
• A built-in grinder, because who needs a separate appliance?
• A built-in milk frother, because who needs a separate device for that?

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