MEETING 44 AGENDA
Item 3: Suspicious Activity Detected
Contingency Plan: Operation "Crisis Management"
Due to reports of a rogue toaster in the break room, we have activated Operation "Crisis Management".
This plan includes:
- Evacuation of all break room users
- Deployment of Hazmat team to contain and neutralize the toaster
- Implementation of toaster-free workday policy
Subpage: Toaster Hazmat Team
Our expert Toaster Hazmat team has been deployed to contain the rogue toaster.
Remember, safety first. Do not approach the toaster.