Present: Bob, John, Alice, and 3 invisible overlords
The meeting began at 10:00 AM sharp. Unfortunately, we were unable to secure donuts for the meeting, leading to a general sense of unease and desperation.
Action Item 1: Buy more donuts
Resolution 1: Bob shall procure donuts for the next meeting.
Action Item 2: Address the existential crisis triggered by donut absence
Resolution 2: We shall establish a Donut Acquisition Committee to prevent such tragedies in the future.