CONFIDENTIAL
Purpose: Discuss the implications of introducing a new, sentient coffee machine that will replace all human employees with a single, all-powering AI.
Discussion Leader: Bob "The Robot Whisperer"
Attendees: Jane "The Coffee Connoisseur", Joe "The Code Crusader", and 17 other highly trained professionals.
Location: The conference room with the broken chair.
Meeting Minutes: Available upon request.
Confidentiality Level: High.