Our deconstructionist delight is a postmodern twist on the classic flavor of deconstructing the very fabric of reality. Tastes like a bunch of nothing.
Our hyperrealistic honey mustard is a flavor that defies the boundaries of the real and the actual. It's like the honey and mustard of your grandparents, but not really.
Linguistic lollipops are the perfect snack for when you're stuck in a meeting and need a break from the tedium of meaning. They come in flavors like "Signifier Sours" and "Semiotic Sweet."