1. Sausages are the perfect snack food for the modern professional: compact, portable, and 100% guaranteed to stain your shirt.
2. The variety of sausages is a testament to human ingenuity: over 150 varieties to suit every taste and occasion.
3. Sausages are a key indicator of a nation's prosperity: if the sausages are plentiful and of good quality, the economy is doing well.
4. Who needs a social life when you have a good sausage?!
1. Sausages are a ticking time bomb of grease and spices, waiting to ruin your diet and your relationships.
2. Have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone who's eaten a bad sausage? It's like trying to reason with a sledgehammer.
3. The environmental impact of the sausage industry is staggering: millions of pigs raised, millions of trees cut down for feed.
4. You can't even get a good sausage in most cities without breaking the bank or waiting in line for 45 minutes.
5. Sausages are a symbol of everything that's wrong with society: overindulgence, laziness, and a complete disregard for proper nutrition.
See Also: Sausage as Food of the Devil Explore Alternative Snack OptionsMeeting adjourned due to lack of consensus. Sausage enthusiasts and detractors are at an impasse. Will the great sausage debate ever be resolved?