Option 1: "I'm not sure, but I'll just eat the whole cake" - A bold, impulsive decision, often made by those who have yet to experience a cake-related existential crisis.
Option 2: 'We can get pizza' - A classic choice, often employed by those who have forgotten that meetings can be fun, but also by those who are secretly pizza enthusiasts.
Option 3: "I'll just eat the free food, but don't tell anyone I'm judging it" - A cunning move, typically used by those who value free food over personal integrity.