Today's meeting is being catered by "Bland Bites," the catering company that's been ruining office lunches for years.
Option 3: "The Sad Desk" - a plate of congealed chicken, overcooked pasta, and a side of regret.
Why did we choose this option? Why, you ask? Because our boss loves us, and wants to make us feel unappreciated.
Will we survive this meeting, or will we succumb to the blandness? Only time will tell.
Suboption 1: The Mystery Meat | Suboption 2: The Unidentifiable Gravy