Meeting 44: The Committee of the Unconventionally Gifted

A meeting for the most unlikely of visionaries

Minutes from the meeting are as follows:

• Item 1: The committee discussed the merits of replacing the office stapler with a stapler-shaped toaster.
• Item 2: The committee voted 3-2 in favor of using Comic Sans for all official documents.
• Item 3: The committee decided that the best way to increase productivity is by having a 3-hour lunch break.

Notable attendees:

• Balthazar McSnazz, CEO of Unconventional Innovations
• Dr. Emily P. Brain, renowned expert in the field of "thinking outside the box"
• Zephyr "The Whirlwind" Wimbly, professional napping consultant

Subcommittee meetings will be held:

• Underwater Meeting 1: The Great Barrier Reef
• Underwater Meeting 2: The Kelp Forest
• Underwater Meeting 3: The Deep-Sea Dive