Meeting 44: The Committee of the Unconventionally Gifted
A meeting for the most unlikely of visionaries
Minutes from the meeting are as follows:
- Item 1: The committee discussed the merits of replacing the office stapler with a stapler-shaped toaster.
- Item 2: The committee voted 3-2 in favor of using Comic Sans for all official documents.
- Item 3: The committee decided that the best way to increase productivity is by having a 3-hour lunch break.
Notable attendees:
- Balthazar McSnazz, CEO of Unconventional Innovations
- Dr. Emily P. Brain, renowned expert in the field of "thinking outside the box"
- Zephyr "The Whirlwind" Wimbly, professional napping consultant
Subcommittee meetings will be held: