Meeting 44: Committee of Chaos

• Motion 1: Declare all meetings unproductive (Passed)
• Motion 2: Mandate all meetings start with free donuts (Failed)
• Motion 3: Establish a new font for the meeting notes (Tabled)
• Motion 4: Ban all meetings on Fridays (Failed)

Note: Motions 1 and 3 were tied for most creative use of the phrase "synergy" in a single sentence.