Meeting 44: Olive-Optional Decisions

Attendees:

Decisions:

Resolution 1: Olive oil for the office pantry?

A heated debate about the merits of olive oil in the office pantry sparked a 2-hour discussion. After 5 hours of deliberation, we decided:

Resolution 1: Olive oil will be purchased for the office pantry, but only if it's on sale.

Resolution 2: New break room furniture?

The break room's worn-out couch sparked a debate about the need for new furniture. After 3 hours of deliberation, we decided:

Resolution 2: The break room will be remodeled, but only after we've finished reorganizing the supply closet.

Resolution 3: Company-wide naptime?

Some employees proposed a company-wide naptime policy, but it was met with skepticism. After 4 hours of debate, we decided:

Resolution 3: No, we will not be implementing company-wide naptime. However, we will consider it for future meetings.

Next Meeting: Meeting 45: Quantum Calculation