Today's Agenda
- 8:00 - Introduction to the meeting, again.
- 8:05 - Review of last week's meeting minutes, which nobody read.
- 8:15 - Presentation by John on "The Importance of Meetings in Modern Business."
- 9:00 - Break, because we're all clearly in need of more caffeine.
- 9:15 - Group discussion on "How to make meetings more productive."
- 10:30 - Lunch, because who needs focus when there's free food?
- 11:00 - More meeting.
Remember, this meeting will never actually end.