Meeting 44: The Sock Conspiracy

Welcome to Meeting 44, where the world's most renowned experts in Sock Dynamics gather to discuss the intricacies of missing socks.

Agenda for Minute 1

Dr. Emily P. Bottoms, renowned Sock Theorist, will present her groundbreaking research on "The Vanishing Sock Phenomenon." Her findings will be published in the prestigious Journal of Missing Sock Studies, Vol. 12, Issue 3.

Proceed to Minute 2: The Sock Puppet Theory

A lone sock on a washing machine drum, looking particularly forlorn.

Learn more about the Sock Puppet Theory