Our Mission

We are a secret society of highly skilled, yet somewhat dysfunctional, agents. Our mission is to save the world from itself, one poorly planned meeting at a time.

Our Goals

  1. Conduct poorly planned meetings that will make the world question our collective sanity.
  2. Develop an extensive collection of unnecessary jargon and buzzwords.
  3. Create an environment where everyone is slightly uncomfortable, but not too uncomfortable.
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