The agenda is simple: eat pizza, drink soda, pretend to be interested in the meeting.
But wait, there's more! We've got prizes for the most creative uses of the phrase "synergy" and the best "can we move on to the next item on the agenda?" face.
Don't forget to RSVP, because, you know, attendance is everything.
Pizza Toppings for the adventurous eaters out there.
And, of course, the meeting agenda for those who need to know the details.