Agenda:

1. Reorganize the meeting notes into 5 separate folders.
2. Reorganize the meeting chairs into 7 separate rows.
3. Reorganize the break room into 3 separate rooms.
4. Reorganize the meeting attendees into 2 separate groups.
5. Reorganize the meeting itself into a conference call.

Also, someone please bring donuts.

Action Items:

Assign someone to reorganize the reorganization team.
Send out an email to the reorganization team with meeting notes.
Make sure everyone is on the same page (literally).