Meeting 44 has reached a consensus on the following resolutions:
By unanimous vote, all employees are now required to take a 15-minute coffee break every hour to recharge and refocus.
By a narrow margin, employees are allowed to work from home one day a week, but only if they agree to wear a name tag and a badge of shame.
By a landslide vote, the office is now required to order an extra-large pizza every Friday to ensure maximum carb loading.