Meeting 44 has been called to address a pressing issue with our company's snack budget. It seems our CEO has been secretly buying Cheetos by the pallet and stashing them under the couch cushion. The sinkhole has grown so large, it's starting to affect our floor plans.
Attendees are requested to bring their favorite snacks for a "pre-meeting" potluck. Please do not bring any food with a high cheese content, as our CEO is on a strict lactose-free diet.
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