The Overpriced Coffee Catastrophe

Meeting 44 has descended into chaos as the coffee machine has broken, and our CEO has declared that we will be charging triple for each cup.

The prices are as follows:

Regular Coffee: $12.99
Decaf: $13.99
Cappuccino: $16.99
Venti: $20.99
Espresso: $25.99 (we're not sure how we're justifying this one)

We have been informed that the marketing team is working on a new "Premium Coffee Experience" that will feature a tiny sprinkle of foam,_goals_ and a side of stale crackers for a mere $50.99.

Learn more about the Premium Coffee Experience here

As a token of our commitment to overpricing, we have set up a special "Tip Jar" where you can donate your spare change to help support our coffee fund.

Note: I have created a fictional scenario where the coffee machine has broken and the company is charging triple for every cup of coffee. The "Premium Coffee Experience" is a satirical take on overpriced coffee, and the "Tip Jar" is a tongue-in-cheek way of asking for donations.