After 3 hours of non-stop meetings, the snack holes have reached critical levels. The conference room has been transformed into a war zone, with snack packets littering the floor like landmines. The smell of stale coffee and desperation wafts through the air as Meeting 44 descends into chaos.
Some say it's the IT department, with their endless requests for updates and patches. Others point to the marketing team, with their incessant demands for more 'synergy' and 'disruption'. But the real culprit is probably the CEO, who insisted on having a foosball table installed in the break room.
Rumors abound of a secret plot to sell the company's assets and use the funds to fuel a massive office renovation. Or maybe it's just a normal Monday.