Agenda for Meeting 44
1. Discussion on new regulations for Doritos consumption.
2. Vote on whether or not to allow Pop-Tarts as a legitimate snack option.
3. Consideration of a proposal for an in-house Cheeto's machine.
Items 1-3 will be discussed with the utmost seriousness and gravitas.
Snack Standards Committee members, please review the proposed changes prior to the meeting.