Review: Meeting 44 Rock Candy Blast Review
Warning: this review contains high levels of sarcasm and possibly permanent damage to your taste buds.
As a seasoned meeting attendee, I was thrilled to receive an email invitation to Meeting 44, the most prestigious conference on the planet. Or so I thought.
I arrived at the conference, ready to be wowed by the latest and greatest in snack bar delicacies. And wow, was I disappointed.
Rock Candy Blast, a supposedly revolutionary new snack from Meeting 44, promised to "blow your mind" with its "unique flavor explosion." But let's be real, it tastes like someone poured ketchup into a can of soda and called it a day.
But hey, the real star of the show was the Rock Candy Blast t-shirt, which I'm pretty sure I'll wear for the rest of eternity.
Overall, Meeting 44 Rock Candy Blast gets a solid 2 out of 5 stars. Would not recommend.