Present:
Ms. P. T. Quinoa: "I propose we standardize cereal boxes to a minimum size of 12"units" to reduce waste and increase efficiency."
Mr. B. R. Cereal: "But what about the sanctity of the box? The art of the box! The— "
Dr. S. M. Munchies: "We must consider the ergonomics of snacking. The box must be ergonomic, or we risk a snacking disaster."
Chairman: "Order, order! We must stay on topic. Next item: Snack Bar Height and Accessibility."
Ms. P. T. Quinoa: "I recommend a height of 3.5 feet for optimal snacking experience."
Mr. B. R. Cereal: "But what about the stairs? The stairs must be accessible, or we risk a lawsuit."
The committee decided to table the discussion on Cereal Box Size and Shape and to reconvene at a later date. The Snack Bar Height and Accessibility was tabled as well. The Great Debate: Cereal vs. Chips was put on the backburner.
The meeting was adjourned at 3:00 PM with a snack break scheduled for 3:30 PM.
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