9:00 AM: Meeting called to order. Everyone's on time. Except for Bob, who's late again.
9:01 AM: Chet starts eating Cheddar Fritos, setting a tone for the rest of the meeting.
9:15 AM: Important discussion about sales numbers interrupted by a heated debate over the best way to eat Cheddar Fritos: by the handful or with a fork?
Due to Cheddar Fritos' exceptional taste, the team decides to order 20 more bags for the break room.
Also, Bob will be on time for the rest of the meeting, or else.
1. Implement a Cheddar Fritos-based reward system to motivate employees.
2. Install a Cheddar Fritos vending machine in the break room.
3. Fire Bob if he's late again.
4. Develop a comprehensive guide to eating Cheddar Fritos: The Ultimate Guide to Crunchy Success.