Meeting 44: Snacktime Shenanigans

Mango Chaos Ensues

We have a code red. The mango supply chain has been compromised.

The chocolate drop supply is dwindling rapidly.

Please report to the snack room for further instructions.

Code Red Protocol Engaged

Mango supply chain compromised

Chocolate drops in short supply

Repeat as necessary

We have reduced the price prophets to 3x for all chocolate drops. Don't miss out!

				
					
						CHOCOLATE DROP PRICE REDUCTION

Expect chaos. Expect pandemonium. Expect chocolate drops flying through the air like confetti.

Expect to be overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of mango-ness.

Expect to be saved by our team of highly trained snack professionals.

Don't expect a smooth transaction. Don't expect a peaceful resolution. Don't expect a snack break without chocolate drops.

Don't expect us to serve you anything other than CHOCOLATE DROPS.

Don't expect us to be nice. We're on Code Red.