Meeting 44: Cookie Catastrophe

Snack Emergency Response Team (SERT) Report

**CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT**

**COOKIES HAVE GONE ROGUE**

We have received reports of cookie packets exploding in the vicinity of Meeting 44. The Snack Emergency Response Team (SERT) is on the scene.

**COOKIE CATASTROPHE CONTINUES TO SPREAD**

Reports indicate that the cookie packets are now engulfing the entire meeting room, threatening to engulf the entire facility.

**SERT IS UNABLE TO CONTAIN THE SITUATION**

A special task force, known as the Cookie Containment and Extraction Team (CCET), has been deployed to contain the cookies and extract the affected personnel.

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