Donut Hacking 101: The Art of Snack Sabotage

Welcome, young donut hackers. Today we'll cover the basics of donut tampering. Learn how to create the perfect donut trap, how to deploy the ultimate donut drone, and how to infiltrate even the most secure donut vaults.

Lesson 1: Setting Up Your Donut Trap

First things first, you need a good donut trap. A well-designed trap can make or break your snacking career. Here's a simple design to get you started:

• Use a sturdy cardboard box as the base. Anything less will collapse under the weight of your trap.
• Glue a thin layer of donut-scented glue to the bottom of the box. This will attract your prey (i.e., the unsuspecting donut-lover)
• Decorate the inside with shiny objects that reflect light. This will disorient your victim, making them easier to capture.

Next Lesson: Deploying the Donut Drone