Today, in Meeting 44, the air was electric. Literally. The fluorescent lights had been replaced with tiny, glowing donut holes, casting an otherworldly glow over the conference room.
We were there to discuss the finer points of donut topology, a branch of mathematics that explores the intricate holes within donuts.
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you our esteemed guest speaker, Dr. Hole-y Moley, a renowned expert in the field of donut geometry.
Dr. Moley took the stage, a donut hole perched atop her head, and began her presentation on the topic "Donut Holes and the Fabric of Space-Time Continuum".
Her words were like honey to the bees, as the audience was entranced by her talk of wormholes, black holes, and donut-shaped galaxies.
We were on the edge of our seats as she explained how donut holes could be used to explain the mysteries of quantum mechanics and the fundamental nature of reality itself.
But as the meeting drew to a close, a strange phenomenon occurred. The donut holes began to glow with an intense, otherworldly light.
The room fell silent, as if time itself had stopped. It was as if the very fabric of reality had been pierced by the collective gaze of the donut holes.
And then, just as suddenly as it had begun, the glow faded, leaving us in stunned silence.
We were left to ponder the implications of what had just occurred, and the true nature of donut holes.