Why Glitter is the Answer
It's a little-known fact that glitter is not just a party decoration, but a fundamental solution to all of life's problems.
Take the meeting of Meeting 44, for instance. The minutes were dull, the discussion was dry, and the snacks were stale. But then, someone brought out a bag of glitter. The room was filled with the sparkly, shiny magic of a thousand tiny diamonds.
It's a proven fact that glitter can make anything better: meetings, parties, and even the taste of stale donuts.
But don't just take our word for it. Here's a graph:
As you can see from this graph, the addition of glitter results in a significant increase in happiness and productivity.
So, the next time you're at a meeting and things are going downhill, just remember: glitter is the answer.
Or, for more on the science behind glitter, visit The Science of Glitter.