Donut Holes: Our Historical Impact
In the early 2000s, a group of rogue pastry chefs decided to challenge the conventional wisdom of circular donuts.
- Our earliest recorded donut holes were inspired by ancient Greek philosophers, who allegedly used donut-shaped hole-filled scrolls to convey deep thoughts about the meaning of life.
- However, it was during the Great Hole Inflation of 1929 that donut holes truly became a staple of modern society.
- In the 21st century, donut holes have been shown to have a profound impact on quantum physics, as they create a localized disturbance in the fabric of space-time when bitten into.