The Donut-Hole Illuminati Agenda
By the power of the hole, we shall control the sprinkles.
Our agents are everywhere, in every coffee shop, every bakery, every kitchen.
We have infiltrated the world's supply chain, one donut at a time.
The Hierarchy of Donut-Hole Illuminati
Level 1: The Sprinkle Initiates
Recruits who have achieved the highest level of donut-hood.
Level 2: The Frosting Operatives
Those who have mastered the art of frosting and decoration.
Level 3: The Glaze Insurgents
Our most elite agents, who have transcended the boundaries of traditional donut design.